There is a doctor and a patient with some kind of tumor below his neck, and the doctor says,
"this tumor is pretty bad, we can make an incision through the neck, but you probably won't be able to talk for a while, it will be painful, lengthy and difficult operation, so what I'm going to do instead is cut your head off and remove the tumor that way."
Patient says "Won't that kill me?"
Doctor says; "Probably, but don't worry; I'm a doctor"
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Politician "This economic crisis is pretty rough, in order to deal with the crisis we could cut spending and force people to save money and incentivize manufacturing production, but you won't be able to work for a while, it will be a painful, lengthy and difficult operation, so what I'm going to do instead is go into debt and spend a bunch of money.
Citizen: "Won't that destroy our future and load us up with an impossible amount of debt we can never repay?"
Politician: "Probably, but don't worry; I'm a politician"


